The Wizard’s Beans Or: A Short Period of Unplanned Internment

The Wizard’s Beans Or: A Short Period of Unplanned Internment is a text-based comedy adventure involving enchanted beans, alchemical elements, and most uncivil confinement while tackling subjects such as personal boundaries and humor.
Story
It had to happen at some point: An evil wizard locked you up in his tower! Since he probably has plans for you, you need your wits to plan your escape. Solve puzzles, enlist magic beans, eat soap, and confront the menacing mage. Will you keep cracking jokes or learn from your mistakes? Your choices matter.
Features
Lovingly crafted by a human being with human flaws, no LLM slop!

Fair game design (no deaths, dead ends, or mazes)

Comedy writing from one of the best comedy writers here in the room with me right now

Dynamic puzzles: Each playthrough is unique

Typographically typeset for a convenient reading experience.

Save/Load system and undo-feature

Non-gendered player character

Steam Achievements

(Music, ambiance and sound effects augment your immersion)

Almost*) no deaths and only mild (or implied) violence

Petable creatures!

*) There is one situation but players are given ample warning.

The game is not for you if you are looking for
RPG systems

Romance options

Combat