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Dream Big, Apply Recklessly!

Welcome to the whimsical, wacky and slightly weird world of AllJobs Agency, where 'All' is not just a catchy prefix. Choose any job you want — or even make one up — and brace yourself for the most relentless job interview of your life.Do you have what it takes to land your dream job?

Answer a series of (often too) personal questions asked by the agency's ruthless and brutally honest job agent, who is like if Ricky Gervais and a lie detector had a love child. He will do anything to throw you off guard. Especially when you want to become one. Prepare for an interview that dives into your deepest fears, favorite pizza toppings and why you think capes should make a comeback in office attire.Features:

Choose the job you want or make one up: whether you want to become an astronaut or an underwater basket weaving consultant, you're in charge of your career.

Answer both serious and not-so-serious questions to see if you're fit for the job.

Subject yourself to mockery, roastings, ridicule, condescension and even disapproving glances from our demanding interviewer.

Pixel art. Or 'stupid blocky graphics' as my son calls it.

Short experience (around 30 minutes).

No Interview is the same!

So iron your 8-bit tie, slap on a smile thicker than a pixelated pancake and charm the binary socks off the AllJobs Agency!

Tap that download button and catapult yourself into occupational stardom. It's time to fake it 'til you make it in the jazzy job jungle!