DopeNet

Thank you for choosing DopeNet. The dark web drug dealing sim that 9/10 Moms prefer!

Log in now for a fast-paced digital selling spree! Buy low and sell high, take risks and stack chip - all while avoiding the feds, basement dwelling hackers and butthurt dating app rejects.

How to DopeNet: Your loan is approved! DopeNet loan sharks are human garbage, so be sure to pay off your debt in 30 days or less (WITH INTEREST or it’s your cheeks)!

Start Making Money: Monitor our digital marketplace for product, buy when prices are low, select a new city to trade in and SELL HIGH!

Get Lucky: Check your inbox for opportunities to invest in yourself, such as the DopeNet lottery or Fontucky Derby horse races.

Current Alerts: Hack attempts on DopeNet wallets, law enforcement ramping up raids and seizure of DopeNet product. BlvckShield Security is currently monitoring for all threats.

*DopeNet is not responsible for: injury, death, emotional trauma, police raids, exotic animal attacks, pregnancy or explosive diarrhea.*

WE WENT OFF. MAJOR UPDATES:

Welcome to the FlexMart Era and Dumpster Fire Contracts!

BRAND SPANKING NEW:
DFC Portal - Your DopeNet day job. Use your dope flipping skills to complete failing Dumpster FIre Contracts! Earn money to spend in DopeNet's newest business: FlexMart.

FlexMart - Your one stop shop for: Hitmen, Luxury gifts, Petty Gifts, Strip Clubs and Charitable Donations. This is a social feature - The hits are sent at other players, as are gifts. The strip club is for you and the charity is pooled between everyone.

DopeNet Ledger: Every FlexMart transaction is made public on the ledger. See who sent what to who. Who's the biggest strip club spender or philanthropist. It all lives in the ledger.

Make it Rain - Our new make it rain mechanic allows you to make dollars fly at the strip club and to the less fortunate.

Get high on your own supply - You can now actually take free samples of the products in DopeNet, take it easy on the Devil Dust.

Tons of quality of life and performance fixes - it's smoother and faster than ever across all devices.

The ClapBack Pack:

A complete overhaul from launch:

3 Brand New Game Modes: 1v1 Duels, Plug Play and Dumpster Fire Contracts (Experimental)

Loads of new messages, avatars, titles and of course.. HORSES!

Hundreds of bug fixes and quality of life improvements, this thing is purring now!

Revamped online system, including: player profiles, stats tracking, Plug Codes and improved leaderboards

New Modes:
Plug Play: A Daily Competition between all the dealers of DopeNet. Everyone gets the same seeded 30 day run (minus gambling variance) and the #1 Plug sits atop the leaderboard (until they're dethroned). Every 24 hours, a new Plug Play goes live and the leaderboards are reset!

1v1 Duels: Go head up against other dealers in an asynchronous 30 day run. Both dealers get the same prices and find out who the GOAT is. Pew pew.

Dumpster Fire Contracts: Take over failing DopeNet accounts and try to turn a profit despite all the bullshit. Super low startup fees, super high interest and even a mode for degenerates. (NOW ROLLED INTO DFC PORTAL)

SELL HIGH. FREE OUR CEO.