Grow a Girlfriend

Make choices to navigate both existential dread and a budding relationship while you date a mushroom girl that only lives for 3 days. Eat her at the end - or see what happens when you refuse.
Welcome to MeetnEat™
"Our fungal experts have finally created mushrooms girls! Eat them, love them, hurt yourself with them - It's all up to you, dear consumer!"
"With a lifespan of only 3 days, they'll conveniently dry up and die before the nagging wears you down."

Mushroom Girls in Stock:
Grow Button, an upbeat and playful mushroom who is perfectly fine with you eating her!
Or Alice, our toxic mushroom designed to prioritise your satisfaction, no matter what.
Or Sai, a psychedelic mushroom who we added PURELY FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES.
Features (~8 hours of gameplay)
Go on dates and fall in love with mushroom girls.

Cook them into delicious dishes, like omelettes and smores.

Hand holding, kissing, snuggling, and literally sleeping with them.

Guide or neglect them through their existential crises.

Heal or deteriorate your own mental health.

Spray them every day so they stay nice and moist!

Camping, friend-zoning, imprisonment, emotional manipulation, and much more!

3 Mushrooms. 22 Endings.
Manage your mushroom's mental health and affection carefully. All characters have their own personalities and unique struggles - including you! Make your story as horrific or as heart-warming as you desire!

This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed. Please check the content warnings.