Fred Fuches Around

Warnings:
This game will contain flashing lights. If you are photosensitive, please don't play the game.
This game has a lot of blood 'n gore and foul language; it's best you don't play it if you are a wussy triggered by this game. We do not wish that this game is to blame for any real-world violence and we are not responsible for any incidents involving the game. Please don't Fuche Around in real life.

A retired Super Soldier in Michigan, titularly named Fred Fuches was forced to witness most of his family executed by government agents, and goes on a rampage against the same government. Your goal is to purge the BFIS within Utah, although more than them are attacking you. Enemies may come in waves in some areas. Show them what you've got and make sure Ms Fuches is avenged.
Features: 
A "brutality" system where you can obliterate enemies.

Senseless, comical violence against people (if you choose)

An easy-to-follow tutorial

Platforming

Fast(ish)-paced shooter gameplay.

Ranking system (Doesn't unlock anything)

A lot of absurd weapons that for some reason, use actual gun sounds recorded by our crew.

A (hopefully) authentic retro-era art style.

An adjustable difficulty system, similar to System Shock!

Surreal, crude, and absurd humor.

Different modes (like multiplayer and endless) if you're bored of the same old single-player.
Multiplayer Features

4 different characters

A chat system with different expressions for Freds

Various game modes (like Supernaut or Fred For All)