Purrfect Tanks - The Yarnpocalypse

About This Game
The world’s yarn reserves are almost gone… and only the bravest (and fluffiest) feline commanders remain to fight for what’s left!
In Purrfect Tanks, you pilot a cardboard tank mounted on a loyal robot vacuum, customize your cat crew, strap ridiculous weapons to fragile cardboard armor, and dive head-first into chaotic battles for the most precious treasure of all — yarn balls. 🧶
Whether you’re blasting enemies with laser pointers, baiting them into catnip zones, or unleashing sparkly chaos with improvised cardboard weaponry, every match is a purr-fect mix of cuteness, mayhem, and stupidly fun cardboard destruction.
But be warned:
Cardboard doesn’t have a long lifespan.
Your tank will fall apart.
Again and again.
(Your cat won’t care.)
So grab your yarn, rally your feline squad, and roll into battle — before someone else claims all the fluff.
Features

🐱 Cat Commanders
Recruit brave, chaotic, constantly-distracted felines to drive your cardboard war machines.
📦 Cardboard Carnage
Your tank is made of cardboard.
Your enemies’ tanks are made of cardboard.
Everything explodes anyway.
🧶 Yarn Wars
Collect precious yarn balls before rival cats steal them.
💥 Ridiculously Wacky Arsenal
From catnip bombs to sparkle cannons and laser pointers — every weapon is cute… and surprisingly deadly.
🤖 Roomba Power
Forget tank treads.
Your robot vacuum does all the driving.
(Just don’t let it see stairs.)
😼 Catnip Frenzy Zones
Drop a catnip field and watch every cat — go absolutely feral.
🌈 Indie Charm
Cute, quirky, chaotic, and packed with more personality than a box full of kittens.