THAT TIME I GOT REINCARNATED AS AN AUTONOMOUS ROBOTIC VACUUM CLEANER

This game is a short humor/horror experience intended to be completed in under 2 hours
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After an unfortunate car accident, you find yourself in the presence of God. He offers you a deal; you watch his friend's house for a week, and you get to reincarnate as anything you want for your next life!

It isn't until after you agree to the deal that the catch is revealed... The house is haunted.

But not to worry! While you're watching the house, your soul will be tethered to an appropriate vessel that can handle the task!

Introducing THE SUPER AUTONOMOUS ROBOTIC CLEANER 9000!!!

This amazing piece of technology can automate the tedious task of housekeeping out of your life permanently!
It can vacuum your floors with patented S.U.C.K technology!

Vacuums garbage up to 6 feet away

High powered vacuum can S.U.C.K anything 6 pounds or less

Vacuumed items are stored in a temporal plane outside of our existence 

It can clean your dishes, pick things up, and put things away with the extendable electric grabber!

Electric grabber can safely extend up to 6 feet

Grabber is capable of lifting things 6 times the weight of this product

DO NOT LET PETS OR CHILDREN BITE THE GRABBER

It can feel fear!

DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU

DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU

DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU

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And it can also clean your walls with a high-pressure yet non-damaging water jet nozzle!

High pressure jet nozzle won't damage walls or floors

Water is pulled rapidly from the atmosphere so you never have to refill

Water is remotely blessed by a priest before use so it becomes holy water

So don't delay, call today and get yourself the THE SUPER AUTONOMOUS ROBOTIC CLEANER 9000 for the low low price of your eternal soul!*


*Shipping and handling not included