Ye Old Seadog

Welcome to Evenkeel Harbor!

After years of plundering and high-seas peril, you and your crew grew tired of the pirate life, ran your ship straight into the shore of Evenkeel Harbor, and with a helping hand from local lighthouse twins Chip & Chop turned the grounded vessel into the rowdiest establishment on the known seas: Ye Old Seadog.
Now you’re behind the bar, serving the very scallywags you once sailed with (or against). Play solo or crew up with up to 4 friends in online co-op (with proximity voice chat!) where your goal is simple: keep the ale flowing out and the Crowns flowing in. Just remember; in a port full of thirsty pirates, nothing ever goes according to plan.
Craft Every Dish & Tankard by Hand
You aren't just a bartender; you're the chef, the brewmaster, and the manager. In Ye Old Seadog, there are no "press button to auto-cook" shortcuts. Every meal and mug is crafted through tactile, hands-on workstation minigames:
Slice, Sizzle & Serve: Chop fresh ingredients on the cutting board, load up your serving tray, and time your flips on the grill. Precision pays: a Perfect dish or a well-timed foam pour brings in top Crowns, while burnt food won't fool anyone.

Malt, Mix & Age Your Brews: Work the malting bellows, stir the mixing vat, and haul heavy barrels onto aging racks. Tap a Young barrel right away to keep the taps flowing, or let untapped barrels mature across days into prized Reserve vintages for massive payouts.

Write Your Own Menu: Experiment with uncharted ingredient combinations to discover and name your own signature dishes and brews, and watch pirates order your creations by name!

Volatile Recipes & Mutinous Shenanigans
A drunk pirate is a happy pirate... mostly. What happens when you spike a meal with volatile ingredients, or force-feed your latest culinary experiment directly to your co-op crewmate?
Synergistic Status Effects: Unleash wild food reactions that make patrons and players burp, breathe fire, burst with rainbow color, turn into glowing ghosts, or shrink (with a squeaky voice like a bilge rat!).

Explosive Dining: Combine the wrong (or right) ingredients and watch the fuse burn down before detonating your friend, sending plates, ingredients, and nearby pirates flying across the dining hall.

Questionable Work Ethics: Share a round of grog with your crew, stumble up the ship's mast while completely hammered, or hook your own friend from across the pier with a fishing rod!

Master the Chaos (With a Broom and a Bucket)
Keeping your kegs full and your tables clean is the only way to survive the rush. Every day brings a new wave of customers with different demands, along with mud-tracking boots, and full-blown tavern brawls.
Broom Justice & Ragdoll Bouncing: When a table erupts into a Ruckus, pacify the brawlers with a free mug of grog or wind up your broom stick to knock them out cold, grab their ragdoll bodies by the leg, and hurl them straight through the swinging door!

Filth, Footprints & Bucket Physics: Scrub stained tables, wash stacked dishes in the basin, sweep up muddy pirate tracks, and carefully haul the dreaded toilet bucket outside. Throw a clean water bucket to sober up your friends or "accidentally" throw the poop bucket on your crewmate and watch them track filthy footprints everywhere they walk!

A Living Pirate Port
Step outside the swinging doors to explore Evenkeel Harbor from dawn till midnight:
Harbor Trade & Daily Routines: Barter for raw ingredients when Captain Fireheart or various other traders dock their ships at the pier, or visit Chip & Chop’s market stalls before they close up shop at night to grab a pint at your tavern.

Fish the Pier (Or Swim at Your Own Risk): Cast your line into the waves to reel in fresh fish for the grill, just don't swim too far out into deep water, or you'll come face-to-face with a very conversational Sharrrk!