Pissant: Working Remote

THE OFFICE IS A COVER STORY
There's a floor. There are desks. There's a whole colony putting in a shift around you. None of it is yours. You walked in here to strip the place for ore and walk out worth something. Keep your head down, look busy, and nobody asks who you are.

THE GRID IS YOUR CAREER
A career is what you do for a living, and down here that makes it the thing you fight with. Careers are weapons. Yours is The Grid. You build it by dropping blocks on a round board. A hand sweeps that board like a clock, and every time it crosses a block you placed, that block launches out of you, flies the way it points, and lands as exactly the shape you drew. Big blocks hit harder. Blocks that touch weld into one shot. Fill the board and every second of the sweep is firing something.
Every haul of ore deals you three blocks. Pick one, drop it anywhere, and it's there for the rest of the run. No shop. No take-backs. Where you put it is what your career turns into. Hit Tab any time to look at the board while the floor keeps moving.

DON'T WAKE THE FLOOR
Thousands of ants go about their day around you. Fast scouts walk the floor, each one with a nose for trouble. Get too close and it screams - and the calm office turns into a mob with your name on it. Outrun the clock and things cool off. Or don't, and find out why the small ones don't last.

THE NUMBER IS THE JOB
Top corner of the screen: LEVEL and SCORE. That's the game. Every ant you put down is a point. Every floor you get down is worth thousands.
When the run ends - squished, or because you opened the pause menu and retired on purpose - your number goes up on the global board under your Steam name, next to everyone else's. Do well enough and you take a badge with it: bronze, silver, gold, platinum, and diamond for the top one percent.
Then you clock in again and try to beat yourself.
Every shift pays into your record, too. Walking new ground, hauling ore and putting ants down all bank experience, and every level you make is one hatch on the nursery wall in The Brood - a talent that stays with you on every shift after this one. Runs end. The wall doesn't.

DIG DOWN. IT GETS WORSE.
You mine Ca'Reer ore to move up, and moving up means going down. Every floor is another colony, dug hex by hex, with fog over everything you haven't walked yet. Some floors put a Royal Guard between you and your payday - nothing surfaces there until it's down. Find a crystal and take what's inside: freeze the swarm stiff, set it on fire, shock a whole line, melt armor, rout the colony, or tear straight through walls. Seven of them, one at a time, swap it the second you find better.

DRESS FOR THE JOB
Build your ant in The Forge before you clock in - body, colours, and what you're wearing to work. Necktie. ID badge. Overalls. Tuxedo, if you're that guy. More of it is buried down there: garments and emotes sit in crystals on the floors, and once you've dug one up it's yours for good, even after you get squished.

THE COLONY, AND THE RANGE
Between shifts there's a place under the office where everyone ends up. Other people's ants walk around in it with their names and their rank over their heads. There's a gate down to work, and past a red line on the floor, there's a firing range.
The range is where you draw a career without paying for it. Every block in the game, no ore, nothing permanent, and twenty slots to keep what you come up with. Build a board, step over the line, and fire it at nothing in particular until it's right. Then go clock in and earn it properly.

Wishlist Pissant, clock in, and go put a number on the board.