No Thoughts Just Dodge

ABOUT THIS GAME
NO THOUGHTS. JUST DODGE.
The feed is endless. Your attention span is not.
Take control of one extremely overworked braincell—or bring a second braincell along—and survive a neon storm of doomscroll phones, screaming notifications, weaponized lag, and nonstop chaos.
Collect Thought Crumbs, build combos, choose powerful upgrades, grab Mystery Orbs, and fight to keep your braincells online as the screen becomes increasingly unhinged.
PLAY SOLO OR WITH TWO BRAINCELLS
Play alone, team up locally on the same computer, or invite a friend through Steam for online co-op.
Choose from three chaotic game modes:
Endless 45: Survive escalating 45-second rounds and select two upgrades between rounds.

Wave Mode: Collect the required Thought Crumbs, clear increasingly difficult waves, and select an upgrade after each wave.

Crazy Mode: Begin with four upgrades and wrap through every edge of the screen. Leave through one side and return through the opposite side.

FEATURES
Fast, replayable score-attack gameplay

Single-player, local two-player co-op, and Steam online co-op

Keyboard, Xbox controller, and Steam Input support

Assign separate devices to each player during local co-op

Three distinct game modes with separate leaderboards

Sixteen functional upgrades with individually themed card artwork

Random Mystery Orbs that grant powerful six-second abilities

Dash through hazards to escape or destroy them

Combo-based scoring and persistent high scores

Twenty-five Steam achievements with an in-game achievement menu

Five selectable original synth tracks

Separate music and sound-effect volume controls

Screen-shake and reduced-flash accessibility options

Windowed and borderless-fullscreen modes

Frame-limit options from 60 to 1000 FPS, plus unlimited

No advertisements, microtransactions, or separate account required

Fully playable offline in solo and local modes; internet is only required for Steam features and online co-op

One braincell is struggling. Maybe two can survive.