华尔街之驴

🫏 BRING A LITTLE DONKEY-FUELED CHAOS TO WALL STREET!
MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. THEN MAKE MONEY AGAIN.
Use your wits to survive the blood-soaked markets of Wall Street—or stack 20× leverage and launch yourself directly into the stratosphere!
Wall Street Donkey is a beautifully unhinged stock-market deckbuilding roguelite. And no, it was absolutely NOT created after the developer blew up their portfolio. Definitely not. Hee... haw... sob...
Read the news, predict the market, trade stocks, and use Bullish, Bearish, Leverage, and Utility cards to bend prices to your will. Preserve your capital as one historical disaster after another tears through the market.
⏳ RELIVE A CENTURY OF FINANCIAL DISASTERS!
From the dot-com bubble and the global financial crisis to the COVID-19 pandemic and tariff wars—return to the moments that shook the world.
Watch greed inflate bubbles, fear erase fortunes, and red and green candlesticks chart a century of human triumph and disaster.
This time, you are not merely watching history unfold.
You are trying to make money from it.
$ SURVIVE THE MADNESS!
Every trading day hides both opportunity and disaster.
The news may send your stocks to the moon—or vaporize your entire portfolio before lunch.
Manage your positions, predict the market, and decide when to take a sensible profit... and when to bet the farm, the barn, and the donkey.
↑↓ BUILD YOUR SPECULATION DECK!
Collect and combine different cards to manipulate stock prices, alter the outcome of events, peek at future news, or add yet another layer of leverage to an already terrible decision.
Construct new strategies every run and discover increasingly irresponsible ways to become rich.
⚠ SURVIVE SUPER BLACK SWAN EVENTS!
Pandemics, financial crises, tariff wars, and bursting bubbles will reshape the market over multiple trading days.
News will break, entire sectors will convulse, and yesterday’s unstoppable stock may collapse overnight.
Study how each crisis unfolds, exploit the opportunities hidden inside the chaos, and survive until the closing bell—or pour gasoline on the fire and send the candlesticks straight to the moon!
★ RISE FROM RETAIL NOBODY TO WALL STREET LEGEND!
Buy relics, unlock new cards, and build increasingly deranged strategies.
You may invest carefully and grow rich one sensible trade at a time.
Or you may stack 20× leverage and challenge fate itself.
After all, Wall Street may not remember its losers—but it might remember the donkey that flew the highest.