Super Awesome Mega Roadtrip (Ultra-Fantastic, Even, Yo)

A list. A minivan. A roadtrip. Super Awesome Mega Roadtrip (Ultra Fantastic, Even, Yo) -- SAMRUFEY, for short -- is a journey through an unexplained unreality populated by cryptic cryptids and stories yet untold. 
Features 
Rules: There exists a list of rules to follow, though not all rules are written, so one would do well to pay close attention; while there are no hard fail-states, untold consequences await those who disregard these rules… 

Minivan: What’s a road trip without a vehicle? Thankfully this legally distinct minivan seems to know where it’s going on its own;  no need to fret (or steer) - - just select a location on the map and let it cruise down the twilight roads, you’ll be there in no time…

Destinations: Get out, stretch your legs, and explore a myriad of bizarre locations, each having a distinct vibe and ambience, with unique souvenirs and drifters to find. 

Collectibles: Find souvenirs at each location and stuff them into your glovebox (wherein they will be neatly sorted for your viewing pleasure). How many can you collect? How many will you still have by the end? They seem to go missing sometimes…

Drifters: Live a little; talk to those strangers! Do they want a ride? Invite them into your van! What could go wrong?! Each hitch-hiker may have their own music taste, desired destination, and even lighting preference. You could also ignore their requests, of course. 

Randomization: Not all who travel this road do so the same; the destinations that the map offers can appear in different orders on different runs. Who knows what story it wants to tell you.

Radio: Serenade your ears with the hand-tunable Sitman 27 analog radio! With 5 distinct stations, each with a radio host DJing 24/7, you’re sure to find some tunes you’ll dig. Though your passengers may have something to say about it…