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We're Gonna Die
A goofy co-op game where you and 1 to 4 friends play Gladiators in a wild Roman coliseum. You must survive the dangers, the crowd, and the backstabbing of your "friends". Everyone is an enemy, and everything is a weapon.
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THE EMPEROR IS BORED
You and up to three friends walk into the Colosseum holding whatever was left in the armory. Today that's a fish, a lettuce and a marble bust of the Emperor. Please do not throw the bust at the Emperor.
THE GATE OPENS
Forty thousand Romans vote on what comes through it. It could be a lion. It could be forty chickens. It could be your mothers. There are 41 things behind that gate and a few of them are birds.
THE CROWD HAS REQUESTS
Halfway through a fight the stands will ask for a hug. Or a conga line. Or for somebody to throw a man into the seats. Give them what they want and the Emperor stands up and cheers. Ignore them and you get the other thumb.
DYING IS A PROMOTION
The first of you to die takes the Emperor's seat and judges the rest. Die later and you're a Senator with opinions, or a Shade who throws rocks, greases the sand and climbs inside the ostrich that's chasing your friend.
NOBODY IS BUILT THE SAME
Every gladiator rolls a random body, and the body is the stats. The tall one sees over the wall and falls over in a light breeze. The short, wide one is nearly impossible to shove and can't jump. Pea brains hear the herald as gibberish.
FEATURES
Online co-op for 1 to 4 players, with bots if your friends are late
Proximity voice chat, so you can hear your friend scream as they get dragged away
80 weapons, most of them not weapons: fish, eel, cheese wheel, your mother's sandal, a live chicken
41 things that come through the gate, from geese to a hippo to A Bigger Goose
31 crowd demands, 10 handicaps (bucket on your head, blindfold, lettuce only) and 6 Emperors with different tastes
Full controller support. Windows and macOS
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データ蓄積中 24時間平均選択した期間に観測データはありません。
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| 指標 | 現在値 | 観測状況 |
|---|---|---|
| 現在プレイヤー数 | 未集計 | 最終観測:未集計 |
| 24時間ピーク | データ蓄積中 | 未集計・直近7日 0件 |
| Steamフォロワー数 | 1人 | 最終観測:2026年10月7日 08:36(10日経過) |
| 7日フォロワー増加 | 2件以上で集計 | 履歴あり・更新待ち・直近7日 0件 |
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