Plastic Noodles: Connector

Do you want to be cursed, stuck in a time loop, and surrounded by assholes? Do I have the game for you!
Plastic Noodles Connector is a bullet hell, parry-based, turn-based RPG, time-loop comedy, and educational game, all mashed together into one questionable experience. Brought to you by the demented mind of the developer behind Iridescent! What could possibly go wrong?

Gather resources, build your party, and try to survive in the tight deadline to uncover one of 26 different endings! Make questionable decisions, get yourself into increasingly questionable situations, and see if you can find a way out of this mess. Assuming there even is a way out.

Dodge, parry, and pray.
The developer couldn't choose between dodging and parrying, so you have both. You're welcome!
Dodge incoming bullets, but don't just run for your life! Stay dangerously close to them to recover MP and turn your near-death experiences into a resource.

 

If not dodging then master the parry (QTE but cool), if you parry all the bullets you counter with an attack against whatever tried to hurt you!

Use crits and a plethora of different skills to defy turn order and destroy the bosses without even dodging or parrying! It can get so bad that you can kill bosses before they even get a chance to play!
Use critical hits and a plethora of skills to defy turn order to your will and absolutely demolish bosses. Sometimes you won't even need to dodge or parry a single bullet!
In fact, with the right setup, you can kill bosses before they even get a chance to take their turn. Why learn enemy attack patterns when you can simply refuse to let the enemy play the game?

Comedy (Funny Not Guaranteed)
Enjoy a healthy dose of humor that the developer finds absolutely hilarious. Experience jokes, nonsense, and whatever else crawled out of that questionable mind, scattered throughout the entire game.
This is a comedy game... or, at the very least, it's intended to make you laugh. Whether you laugh with the game, at the game, or out of sheer disbelief is entirely up to you.