Animal Fights Together

You don't fight. You build the fighter.
Behind the county fair there's a barn, and behind the barn there's a club nobody talks about. You and up to three friends run it. Pick a farm animal, strap something deeply inappropriate to it, sweat it at the gym, dress it up — then step back and watch it go to war.

Every fight is simulated and fully automatic. Nobody has faster fingers. What wins is the build: the animal, the weapon, the stats, the move cards, the temperament. A chicken with a katana fights nothing like a chicken with a shotgun. Find out together what your terrible idea actually does.Arm them
9 farm animals — chicken, goat, pig, cow, sheep, duck, rooster, horse and bull, each with their own signature moves, voice and ring entrance.

26 weapons in four classes — from a frying pan and a pitchfork to a katana, a crossbow, an RPG and a minigun. Animals carry them in their mouth, beak or on a back-mounted turret. Sharpen your favourite up to a gold +3.

Train them at the club gym — health, power, speed, agility, grit and flair — and slot move cards that change how your fighter thinks.

Dress them — 30+ hats, glasses and mustaches. A cow in a Viking helmet is scarier. That is science.
Watch them brawl
30–60 second cinematic auto-fights with a live camera director, slow-motion finishers and 200+ moves: Holy Cow, GOAT Mode, Bacon Cannonball, Moo-nshot, Cock-a-Doodle-Doom…

Rage aura — get a fighter low and it powers up. Comebacks happen. Loudly.

Bet on every match — your own fighter, your friend's, or two strangers. Win the bet, double the stake. Lose it and the whole club knows.

Cartoon violence only — fighters see stars and go flying. Nobody bleeds. A knocked-out animal sits out one tournament to recover, so you'll want a deep roster.
Tournament nights
Anyone in the club can announce a tournament. Sign up, walk your fighter out of the locker room like a title boxer, and climb a bracket of friends, AI challengers and named legends — The Accountant ("Files your taxes. Then files you."), Sir Cluckington, El Toro, Gary ("No weapon. No gimmick. Just Gary.") and more.
5 events — Barn Brawl, Farmyard Championship, Gunfight (guns only), Blade Night (melee only) and the Chaos Cup.

4 themed arenas with packed animal crowds — a sunset rodeo, a floodlit prison yard, a torch-lit dungeon pit and a burning scrapyard.

Chaos modifiers — Big Heads, Tiny Animals, Moon Gravity, Rocket Chaos, Double Damage, No Guns.

Podium ceremonies, cash prizes, new animals and weapons to unlock.
The club is the lobby
There's no menu between you and your friends. The club hub is where everyone hangs out: walk around as your own custom character, grab a hot dog from the snack bar, spar in the training ring, shop for hardware with Rusty at the armory and get yelled at by Coach Brick. When someone opens sign-ups, the whole barn heads for the arena.Features
1–4 players — online co-op over Steam, or solo against AI rivals

Join friends straight from your Steam friends list, drop in any time

9 animals, 26 weapons, 200+ moves, 12 legends, 30+ cosmetics

5 tournament types, 4 arenas, 6 chaos modifiers

Full character creator for your human owner

3 save slots, 34 Steam achievements