Beat That Meat

BEAT THAT MEAT
Beat that meat. It's not going to beat itself.
Welcome to Beat That Meat, the clicker game nobody asked for, but somebody apparently decided to make.
Your objective is simple: beat that meat.
Every click delivers another satisfying smack and earns points. Use those points to unlock better weapons and work your way through eight increasingly impressive varieties of meat.
And because apparently beating meat wasn't embarrassing enough, your meat has a face. And a voice.
A bored, middle-aged British woman provides sarcastic commentary on your technique, your stamina, and the questionable decisions that brought you here.
What You're Getting
8 types of meat. Start with the humble "Mystery Meat Block" and work your way up to the luxurious "Fancy Waygu".

8 weapons. Begin with your bare hand and eventually wield a mighty sledgehammer.

Over 100 sarcastic voice lines. Dry British humor, unnecessary judgment, and enough innuendo to make your grandmother uncomfortable.

Endless gameplay. Unlock everything, then keep going. There's no final boss, no complicated story, and absolutely no reason to stop.

A face on your meat. Realistic-looking meat with simple animated eyes and a mouth. Because it wasn't uncomfortable enough already.

How Far Will You Go?
Five minutes? An hour? Ten thousand hits?
It doesn't matter.
Just like your mother, she'll still be disappointed in you.
Beat That Meat.
It's exactly what you think it is.
Except it's actually about meat.